I swear I think about things other than my pregnancy. I swear I think about Nairobi, and Syria, and Miley Cyrus. But today I have to go to a conference in midtown manhattan with a bunch of government & computer guys (I bet I will be the only pregnant lady there), and I finally found something to wear that sort of fits. Putting on my tights was tough today and I thought of this clip from my favorite sage, Louis CK. This is exactly how I feel when I have to reach down to my feet and put things on them.